Monday, February 8

Don is the best

They're named after renaissance artists:

  • Leonardo has that cool-under-fire attitude -- it's why he's the leader. Plus who's gonna fuck with two swords?
  • Raphael is the most badass, but sometimes his tendency to put holes in people first and ask questions later gets him in trouble.
  • Michelangelo is kinda the bitch of the group. He's the youngest and is mostly there eat pizza, and surf the sewer, and provide comic relief.
  • Donatello is the thinker. Most likely to set something on fire while standing 500ft away, least likely to do well if half a dozen foot clan soldiers drop on his head. Semi-pacifist, but engineers always get the good toys.

I don't see what's so great about Leo. He's the most uninteresting character of the bunch to me; he has leadership issues with Master Splinter. Michelangelo is the "coolest" person to hang. Ralph's always "grrr! im so angry!", and finally Don's the best in every game about TMNT ever. That makes him the coolest in my book.

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