my ultimate neckbeard score

You post on r9k (this is like the free square in bingo): 10 points v

You are single: 5 points v

You have never had a girlfriend: 15 points

You have never have sex: 5 points

You have never kissed a girl: 10 points

You have never held hands with a girl: 15 points

You have less than 10 real life friends: 5 points v

You have less than 5 real life friends: 10 points

You have no real life friends: 15 points

You have more online friends than real life friends: 5 points v

You spend more than 5 hours a day on 4chan: 5 points v

You spend more than 10 hours a day on 4chan: 10 points v

You live with your parents: 5 points v

You are not attending college or working: 10 points

You watch anime: 5 points v

You fap to hentai: 5 points v

You masturbate more than once a day: 5 points

You shower less than once a day: 10 points

Your facial hair is unkempt: 5 points

You have long hair: 5 points

You read female's facebooks, but don't talk to them: 5 points v

You have ever made a thread about your social or girl problems: 10 points v

You hate women: 5 points

You play video games for more than 2 hours a day: 5 points v

You are afraid to do regular social things, like talk to strangers or order a pizza: 10 points v

Totals: 85