I keep hearing different stories.

So what happened recently with Tiger Woods that was all over the news?

I'm not the usual type of cynical douchebag that mourns over the "incompetence in today's society" or the "bleak future of the human race", but holy fuck people - is there enough coverage on something I don't give a fuck about? Am I an anomaly or something? I see no fucking reason to care about this dude at all. We're in the worst economic downturn of the past 60-70 years, we're still in two wars and our health care and educational systems are laughable, but this is the crap we have to see on the news.

Does the 10 mistresses thing sound abit farsical to you? Also why the hell was it one girl pimping out the other girls? Doesnt this seem strange?

Consider the circumstances: Black guy is successful, in a mainly white dominated sport. Actually he is more than successful, he fucking puts golfers to shame. And he shows no sign of his skills fading. Hasn't he been doing this for at least 18 years? He has a lot of enemies in the golfing world. Also, his wife, was introduced to him by a golfer friend of his, she was his "au pair". Then suddenly she gets this carrer as a model and marrys tiger woods.

Basically, Tiger wrecks his car while leaving his house a week or so ago. Facial lacerations were noted by some, but as far as I know this was not confirmed through photographs or any released medical records. Point is that he left home in a blind panic, not really paying attention. Push comes to shove, and it's discovered that his marriage is on the rocks because he's been going out with another woman and, as it turns out, had made it fairly obvious but people didn't see it for what it was until recently. And here we are.

As for the whole scandal, the best part is that fat golfers who think they're being athletic when going to the country club might now stop touting Tiger as the greatest athlete of the decade, or whatever. At least for a while.